Funny Candles

Light it. Sniff it. Mentally float away.

Our pastel candles are made for axolotl moms, ferret lovers, and emotionally overwhelmed weirdos who find comfort in tiny flames and funny quotes. Whether you're emotionally unavailable or just emotionally a lizard in the sun, we’ve got a scent (and a mood) for you.

🕯️ Funny • Comforting • Mentally healing-ish