7 Signs You’re Probably an Axolotl – Funny Cozy Sweatshirt for Introverts

Cold outside? Emotionally drained inside? This sweatshirt was made for floating through life in soft silence.

Featuring a list of painfully relatable traits (like emotional camouflage and passive floating), this comfy fleece sweater helps you wear your mood without having to explain anything. It’s soft, cozy, and perfectly oversized for introverting in public or mentally disappearing under a blanket.

Just like a real axolotl, you’ll be quietly regenerating your energy in style.

💧 Sweatshirt Details:
100% cotton face

65% cotton, 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% poly)

Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)

Super soft 3-end fleece interior

Side-seamed construction for a flattering shape

Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem with double stitching

Self-fabric patch on back

Disclaimer: Runs small—for cozy floating, order one size up!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

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